- his arms those giant stupid fucking arms of his that look like he’s strong enough to pick me up and hold me against the wall while he’s fucking me
- he acts like a fucking child you are a grown man you are 42 years old you are not five grow the fuck up jeremy
- those goddamn big puppy dog eyes of his that look so sweet one moment and so dangerous the next and then so sexy and then i just want to die and remove my panties while looking at them
- this picture:
- he’s so hot and he’s such a dork and he literally gives zero fucks i hate him i want him naked in my bed
nothing is more accurate.
*Sporty girl calls fangirl* hey you wanna hang out?
*fangirl* umm… I’m on tumblr right now maybe in like 10 minutes?
*sporty* ok cool
*ten minutes later sporty girl turns up at fangirl’s doorstep armed with a bat 2 mitts and a softball. Fangirl is armed with her iPhone and laptop*